What Ferris Bueller's Day Off Character Are You?

By: Joshua Laurent

5 Min Quiz

Image: Paramount Pictures

About This Quiz

It's the most of any John Hughes epic, but are you as cool as Ferris or are you more like hypochondriac best friend Cameron? If they recast this classic film 30 years later, who would you be asked to play?

Who do you think of when you hear the name "Abe Frohman"?

Devastatingly handsome

Sausage king of Chicago
He's a phony

Is that the name he's using now?

What is your favorite baseball team?

I'm just here for the suntan

Chicago Cubs
I prefer hockey

The Bears

What do you think about parking garage attendants?

They seem OK

They're perfectly trustworthy if you slip them a $10 bill
Evil, gross, unsavory characters

I park on the street in front of fire hydrants

What is your favorite kind of art?

Impressionism

Stained Glass
Pointillism

I prefer poetry

What is your favorite 1960s TV show?

The Donna Reed Show

I Dream of Jeannie
The Twilight Zone

Rawhide

What is your favorite way to say "Thank You" in a foreign language?

Gracias

Danke schoen
Gratias Tibi

Merci beaucoup

What's the best John Hughes movie?

Sixteen Candles

The Breakfast Club
Home Alone

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

How do you feel about teenage marriage?

If it's real, you can wait

Great idea, where's the chapel?
Marriage is a bad idea at any age

All teenagers are stupid

Which is your favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Kanga

Tigger
Eeyore

Piglet

How do you feel about Thanksgiving?

It's a time for families to come together

It's all about a great meal
I dread family interaction

I would rather have a microwave dinner alone at home

What is the most annoying thing in your life?

People asking about my future

My sibling
My parents

Not being respected by those around me

What do you regularly order at McDonald's

Salad

Happy Meal
Something off the Dollar Menu

Hamburger, maybe fries

What's your favorite caffeinated beverage?

Green Tea

Monster
Red Bull

Coffee

Which Peanuts character do you like the least?

Lucy

Linus
Charlie Brown

Peppermint Patty

If you had to lose one of your senses, which would it be?

Hearing

Smell
Sight

Touch

Thirty years from now, where do you hope to be?

Missing in action

A fry cook on Venus
Working for the mayor of New York City

Living in a haunted house in Connecticut

When you have to buy flowers for someone you love, what do you choose?

Lillies

Roses
Carnations

Lilacs

If you could have your face in one famous place, where would it be?

Cosmopolitan magazine cover

A $50 bill
The wall of the post office

Mount Rushmore

What could you accidentally do that scares you the most?

Get a tattoo

Join the military
Electrocute myself

Lose my wallet

What group of fans do you identify with the least?

Horror film fans

Country music fans
Foreign film fans

NASCAR fans

Which do you think the most valuable award of the following is?

The Golden Globes

The Tony
The Emmy

The Oscar

Who was your least favorite character in The Village People

The Native American

The cop
The construction worker

The cowboy

How do you feel about British comedy?

I can't understand the accents

It's hilarious
I don't know why people think it's funny

It's stupid

If you could only have one premium cable channel,which would it be

Showtime

HBO
Encore

Cinemax

Who do you reluctantly have more in common with than people realize?

Lindsay Lohan

Hulk Hogan
Lana Del Rey

Pee-Wee Herman

If you could go back in time to see one concert, who would it be?

Abba

The Beatles
Led Zepplin

Frank Sinatra

Where do you plan on staying the next time you're in Las Vegas?

MGM Grand

The Bellagio
Circus Circus

The Rio

What is your favorite children's PBS show of all time

Reading Rainbow

Sesame Street
Mr. Rogers Neighborhood

The Electric Company

If you could have one person record your outgoing voicemail message, who would it be?

Morgan Freeman

Barack Obama
James Earl Jones

Donald Trump

What's your problem?

I don't have a problem

What's YOUR problem?
Nothing. Sorry.

None of your business

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